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Top 10 Quotes From Gossip Girl Season Season 5, Episode 6: “I Am Number Nine”

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 6’s “I Am Number Nine” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

Top 10 Quotes From Gossip Girl Season Season 5, Episode 6: “I Am Number Nine”
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10. Chuck's great at the self diagnosis

Dr. Eliza: So what do you think the dream is about?

Chuck (Ed Westwick): My father's tragic death. My mother's secret life. Or perhaps my chronic oral fixation.

9. Boot camp a la Blair

(Blair and Dorota look over a bulletin board of potential bridesmaids)

Dorota: So many minions. How will you ever decide?

Blair (Leighton Meester): Tryouts begin after breakfast.

8. Sure it did...

Dan (Penn Badgley): (looking at the New York Times bestseller list) Number nine. Inside, by Daniel Humphrey. Where did Lincoln Hawk's first single debut at?
Rufus: Eight.

7. Not so much manipulating as browbeating...

Blair: Don't you just adore us?

Louis (Hugo Becker): Why do I feel like there's a request coming?

Blair: Not a request. A special dispensation.

Louis: For what?

Dorota: Scheming and manipulating.

Blair: Who do you work for?

6. Funny, that's what Rumsfeld said.

Blair: All I’d be doing is spending the day with my minions. Maybe some light waterboarding involved. But I've been so good for so long.

Top 10 Quotes From Gossip Girl Season Season 5, Episode 6: “I Am Number Nine”
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5. Penelope, we've missed you.

Blair: Where's Nelly Yuki?

Penelope: Yale. Where she got in and you didn't. Plus she hates you, remember?

4. Dan, don't you dare bash Newsies.

Jane: Now, another thought that occurred was to Glee this up. You know, music. Or covers.

Dan: OK, stop. What's going on? I thought we were talking about turning my book into an important independent film.

Jane: Dan, relax, we’re just talking.

Dan: About turning my book into Newsies!

3. We would not put something like that past her!

Diana: I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone for coming. It means so much to me that if a bomb went off right now, New York media would be over.

2. And probably go on lots of walks!

Jane: Serena, look, I found Dan. Did you already tell him we got Sorkin to write the movie?

Dan: What? No. That's incredible.

Jane: I know. Now your character will talk even faster than you do.

1. Don’t worry, C. We’re sure you’ll do fine!

Charlie: I'm starting to feel like I'm not Nate's type.

Penelope: Hello, Nate doesn't have a type. He's like Derek Jeter.

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11.9.2011 / 01:07 AM EDT by Melinda Taub
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