Chuck leaves the ring on the steps of Harry Winston
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Good for Chuckles for moving on! Not so good for him for throwing Blair's (Leighton Meester) ring on the street. If he didn't want it to make it back into Harry Winston's hands, he should have given it away to someone less fortunate. Like, say, a deserving Wetpaint Entertainmentwriter. (Chuck Bass is a real person, right? The same way that Gossip Girl is a documentary of life on the Upper East Side? Right ... that's what we thought.)
Silly Prince Louis (Hugo Becker). You and your Blair drama! Everyone knows that the real way to send Chuck off the deep end is to involve his dead daddy or his abandoning mama. Actually — given Chuck’s odd reaction to Diana Payne (Elizabeth Hurley) — that doesn’t seem entirely out of the question. She's clearly some sort of stealth Bass.
Aw, poor Dan (Penn Badgley). Your hit book is getting made into a prestigious movie that doesn't paint you as a paragon of awesomeness? Talk about white boy problems.