Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Magro Too Heartbroken To Hook Up
On Jersey Shore, there's one approved remedy for a bad breakup: random sex with tanned strangers. Ronnie's normally the king of post-breakup coitus, breaking out his hard-partying Single Ronnie persona every time he and Sammi are on the outs. However, according to Hollywood Life, Ronnie is reacting to his most recent breakup quite differently.
On Friday, November 18th, the guido was spotted at the Ultra 88 club at the Mohegan Sun, after a Jay Z and Kanye West concert. That should have been the perfect place to get his party on, but a source told Hollywood Life that, despite having "tons of girls trying to get all over him," Ronnie “refused to hook up with anyone.”
Ronnie was also "very visibly depressed," the source added.
SamRon apparently broke up because of their busy lives, instead of another ridiculous fight, and now Ronnie is turning down girls? On top of that, he’s acting like a real human being with a broken heart instead of an over-sexed party animal? We don't understand the world anymore.