”Missing” Secret Life Thanksgiving Episode Found! (Wetpaint Original)
Like the ghosts of Thanksgivings past, Secret Life of the American Teenager is ephemeral, beautiful, and terrifying. Luckily, Wetpaint Entertainment has unearthed a lost Turkey Day special to satiate your appetite during Secret Life's off-season.
Let us join hands and give thanks for this forgotten episode that we dreamed dug up. And grab some tissues because it’s going to beat the stuffing out of your emotions.
Mysterious yet cheerful piano notes play as George prepares two bowls of dog food.
George: Nothing like some meat scraps for a Thanksgiving treat, right Moose?
George: One for you, one for me.
George and Moose binge eat out of their respective dog bowls.
Photo Illustration: ABC Family / Clipart
Scene 5: Thanksgiving at Jack’s
The entire gang is sitting at the Thanksgiving table, Jack walks in from the kitchen holding a turkey.
Jack: I’d like us to please hold hands. On this day, we thank Lord Biebus, Lord Beysus and Dembabies for the feast we are about to share. Let’s pray that all of our STIs clear up this year and ... (breaks down crying)
Madison: Just ignore him, he did this the other night when we had sex. It’ll pass.
Ricky: (Scooping up handfuls of cranberry sauce and shoving it in a plastic bag marked “GEL”) I need to get my hands on some sausage.