Teen bride Courtney Stodden has one crazy life. We would try to explain it, but she really says it best:
“A typical day for me is crazy, let me tell you,” she says. “I get up out of bed in the sexiest outfit you’ve ever seen. My hair is done, my makeup’s done. I get up at around 12 p.m. I make my mocha. I don’t care about anything else."