Melissa Gorga Will Sue the Next Person Who Calls Her a Stripper
In the ongoing dramz surrounding Melissa Gorga's stint at Lookers Gentlemen's Club in New Jersey — where she adamantly denies that she did any actual stripping or waiting on patrons topless — the Real Housewife of New Jersey has hired a lawyer to rough up the next person (legally speaking, of course) who says otherwise...
She even dug up old payroll sheets that listed her job position as "bar maid," and has a sworn affadavit from club owner Chris Kontos stating that she "worked solely in the capacity as a bartender." We wonder how much he got paid off for that testimony.
And, since those documents have now come to light, Melissa's lawyer James J. Leonard, Jr. released a statement saying, "At this time we are aggressively pursuing the commencement of litigation against any and all individuals, in any jurisdiction, who have or continue to disseminate false statements against Melissa Gorga."
In other words: The next person who accuses her of stripping is getting sued. Big time. Is it wrong for us to say we wouldn't be surprised if the first person who gets served is related to her?
See, this is why we love Hotlanta Housewife NeNe Leakes. She makes stripper jokes about herself so we don't have to.