13. Wrong On So Many Levels Kris Humphries: Does somebody wanna drink out of Mason’s baby cup or what?
12. City Folks Are So Stuffy Scot Disick: I come home and all I wanna do is sleep, but of course Kris is having one of his Lake Minnetonka parties.
11. Scott Disick Proves Once and For All This is Not a Family Show Scott Disick: I’m not in. I’ll be in my room, door locked, lovin’ life, sippin’ iced tea while you sons of b*tches are out there playing with your c*cks with a bunch of randoms.
10. OK, Scott. We Get It. Scott: Look, I’m not saying I’m like a walking Torah. Scott: I never said I was a rabbi, I just said I was Jewish. Scott: Look I’m trying. I’m not saying I’m an Orthodox Jew.
9.Is It Just Us, or Does That Sound Sort of Degrading? Kris Humphries (on Jonathan Cheban): He’s an emotional thing.
8. Burn! Scott Disick: You don’t respect my religion? I don’t respect your outfit. You’re backless. You’re backless and you look like a bumble bee.
5. Kourtney Reverts Back to Eighth Grade Kourtney: Why don’t you tweet like “users are losers”?
4. The Truth Comes Out! Khloe: It’s really two hours of hair and makeup. We look like sh*t otherwise.
3. Like, Like, Like Kourtney: What are your beliefs, like, spiritually?
2. Probably Isn’t Far Off Kim: What do you think Jonathan wrote? Kourtney: Just that you’re a diva bitch.
1. The Big Picture Scott: I’m like the worst Jew ever.
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