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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Quotes From Season 2, Episode 16: “She’s About Ready to Get Her Hair Yanked Off Her Head”

The only tough thing about choosing the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is narrowing it down to 10! Here are our picks for the best quotes from this week’s episode, “Uninvited.”

10. We can guarantee that Kim and Brandi won’t be doing much hugging.
Kim Richards [to Brandi Glanville]: Give yourself a hug, sweetheart.

9. Lisa tries to fix the situation.
Ken Todd: I’m not grabbing your ass.
Lisa Vanderpump: Why not?

8. Actually, this is probably the best solution.
Kyle Richards: What am I supposed to do — have ten separate white parties?

7. We didn’t hear anyone laughing.
Brandi: Are you kidding me?
Kim [mocking her]: Are you kidding me?

6. So Lisa’s not a big fan of getting coughed on? Who knew?
Lisa [sarcastically]: It’s been a while since I’ve seen Kim — I’ve forgotten how lovely she is to be around.

5. Welcome to the world’s most dangerous party.
Kyle: Hope that chandelier doesn’t fall on anyone tonight.
Camille Grammer: Maybe you want it to.

4. Lisa chooses her words very carefully.
Lisa: Kim’s boyfriend Ken seemed very, um... pleasant.

3. This sounds like a painful alternative to a haircut.
Kim [about Brandi]: If she glances my way one for time, I’m walking over to her, and she’s about ready to get her hair yanked off her head.

2. Leave it to Dana to make us all uncomfortable.
Dana Wilkey [to Kim]: Your boobs are huge — I thought my boobs were huge.

1. Kim offers her services.
Kim [about Brandi]: If she likes that broken leg, she oughta get ready for the second one.

12.22.2011 / 01:27 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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