Top 10 Quotes from Glee Season 2, Episode 3: “Grilled Cheesus”
5. Puck dabbles in everything
Puck: I’m a total Jew for Jesus. He’s my number one Heeb.
4. Kurt frightens poor Brittany
Kurt: You can’t prove that there isn’t a magic teapot floating around on the dark side of the moon with a dwarf inside of it that reads romance novels and shoots lightning out of its boobs, but it seems pretty unlikely, doesn’t it? Brittany: Is God an evil dwarf?
3. Sue weighs in on the issue
Sue: Well, William, if your students want to praise Jesus in class, I suggest they enroll at Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on I Love Jesus Street, but not here. This country is not a monarchy, William. Trust me, I’ve tried. 2. Brittany offers her medical insight
Brittany: I did a book report on heart attacks, if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade ‘cause it was written in crayon.
1. Way to show your support, Puck!
Puck: Oh, my God. He’s coming out. Finn: Well, yes, there is a man who’s sorta recently come into my life, and that man is Jesus Christ. Puck:That’s way worse.
The newest episode of Glee did not disappoint, especially with Brittany and Puck offering their takes on faith. If we could, we'd totally give the Gleewriters a hug because they were so on point! Here are our picks for the top 10 one-liners and quotes from “Grilled Cheesus.”