What to Expect in Revenge Episode 12: A Detailed Analysis of the Promo
The promo for Episode 12 of Revengeis 31 jam-packed seconds full of significant looks, snarky side glances and CGI waves.
If you watched it and still feel like you have no idea if Daniel will show up shirtless next week, fear not. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Daniel Strips Off His Shirt And Tells Emily He’s Putting School On Hold Uh oh, is Daniel making a power play in this relationship? Emily looks worried, but then again she only makes one facial expression so she’s sort of hard to read.
0:05 – We’re Back In The Big Apple Either some of our favorite revenge seekers are taking a trip to NYC, or the people that made this promo really love aerial shots of sky scrapers.
0:08 – Daniel Asks Conrad To Release His Trust Fund Who knows why Daniel wants his money so badly (what happened to the good ol’ days of pretending to be poor?), but for some reason he’s dressed up in an uncharacteristic white linen suit. Sigh, ever since we can remember he’s been poppin’ his collar!
0:09 – Ashley Tells Emily That Daniel Can’t Access His Trust Unless He’s Married Let’s give Ash the benefit of the doubt and assume she’s just doing Emily a solid. Yeah, just ignore the devious smile on her cherry red lips.
0:10 – Daniel Strips Emily Why is Emily wearing a trench coat with nothing but some fancy undies underneath? She already has Daniel, so there’s really no reason to drop a few hundies on a bra and get all Pretty Woman on him. What is this, the early 90s?
0:15 – Emily Stares At The Grayson Mansion While The Narrator Implies That She’s After Daniel’s Money Uhm, hello narrator? Emily could smear cream cheese all over the Grayson wealth and eat it for breakfast with smoked salmon and still be the richest kid in the Hamptons. She isn’t after money, she’s after vengeance. And pneumonia (stop swimming in the ocean, girl!).
0:15 – Amanda Asks Emily If She’s Interested In Jack Answer: Obviously. Where have you been? Emily and Jack collected sea glass together. Sea glass!
0:18 – Emily and Daniel Kiss Aw, these two are so in love. By which we mean, Emily set her robot control pad to “feelings.”
0:21 – Daniel And Victoria Use Emily To Plot Against Conrad So, apparently if Daniel marries Emily, he and his mom (Professional Scrapbooker, Victoria Grayson) will get full control of the Grayson empire. Oh no he did not! Surely Emily is either part of this plan, or orchestrating it?
0:23 – Emily Looks Worried Sigh, is someone holding a gun full of blanks at this girls head again?