10 Best Quotes From Teen Mom 2 Season 2 (So Far!)
Looking back on the quotes from this season of Teen Mom 2 was an emotional experience — in that tears were rolling down our face from laughter.
We love these ladies and their gents more than we love knock-off Uggs, but sometimes their musings about love, life and the joys of Snuggies are just too much to handle with a straight face.
Check out the 10 best quotes of this season, and yes: Most of these are courtesy of Kieffer. We just can’t help how much we heart him!
10. Kieffer tries to form a sentence: “I don’t know why you want me to do what Jenelle wants me to do all the time every day.”
One too many bong hits.
9. Ben yells at Jenelle: “What the f**k! That was my change jar, Jenelle! What did you do that for?"
Never come between a man and his change jar.
8. Kailyn’s friend word-vomits: “Why you such in a hurry?”
Too busy to use proper English.
7. Jenelle orders dinner: “I’ll probably get the seafood Alfredo, but without the seafood.”
Somewhere, an Italian man is crying...
6. Kailyn on seeing a zebra print Snuggie: “Ooooh, Snuggie! I want one!”
Why do we get the feeling this girl wears jeggings?
5. Kieffer goes to the clink: “Uhhhh, my name’s Kieffer and I’m here to turn myself in.”
His crime? Mumbling.
4. Jordan tries to form a sentence about birth control: “Idontliketalkingboutit.”
MTV’s subtitlers must have been on a coffee break for this one.
3. Kailyn flirts with Jordan: “You’re like a gift to me.”
Jordan: “You can unwrap me later.”
There goes lunch.
2. Jenelle discovers a love note from Kieffer: “We belong together princess and we don’t gotta prove shit to no one.”
Sigh, Prince Charming.
1. Leah’s mom chats about the good old days: “Do you know how I got you to walk? Cheese puffs.”
We learned to walk with a combination of Cheez Whiz and Queso Sauce.