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Top 10 Castle Quotes From Season 4, Episode 13: ”An Embarrassment of Bitches”

Monday’s all-new Castle did not disappoint in the quotes department. After everything they’ve been through, the 12th precinct knows firsthand how to handle drama: with a nice-sized dollop of good humor.

Check out the top quotable moments from Castle Season 4, Episode 13, An Embarrassment of Bitches," below.

10. Castle: Don’t miss me too much. The dog, not you.

Riiight.

9. Castle: Beckett, are you wearing perfume? And just for future reference, I am partial to Fracas.

Thank you for sharing.

8.Castle: Whoa, okay, whoa. Where are you staying? Who’s driving? And who’s chaperoning?
Alexis: We were going to take your Ferrari and hook up with some boys we met on Craigslist.
Castle: Not cool.

Oh, the sarcasm. Where does she get it from?

7.Castle: So, dog whisperer? Check. People whisperer? Not so much.

Sounds like most people we know.

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6. Castle: Her last name is Dutton? Your friend’s name is Button Dutton?

Bet she had fun on the elementary school playground.

5. Castle: An eating problem? You wouldn’t know it to look at him.
Mrs. Barker: Oh his diet was horrible. Scraps from the garbage. Dead birds. Even his own feces.
Castle: We’re not talking about Francisco here are we?

When did you figure that out?

4. Beckett: Castle, you were supposed to be here over an hour ago. It’s called shared custody, not "show up when you want" custody.

Looks like they might have to take this one to court

3. Beckett: I bet you let him sit on your couch, didn’t you?

Castle would make a great co-parent, if you don’t mind being the “boring” one

2. Castle (about Royal the Dog): We could use a mascot.
Esposito: I thought that’s what you were.

It’s hard to say which would be cuter...

1. Kay: He could’ve seen me without my makeup. I feel so violated.

... But the naked pictures are NBD?


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01.24.2012 / 10:06 PM EDT by Erica Strauss
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