6. Nate: You didn’t go in the church, did you? Chuck: No. I don’t want to risk blowing my cover. Or bursting into flames.
5. Serena: Thank you so much for coming! Lily: Of course! It’s’ not every day you get to see your face on a taxi cab.
4. Barfly: A priest in a bar? Kinky! Father: You have no idea.
3.Serena: You smell like a distillery! Blair: I had shots! It was fun. The first ten of them, anyway.
2. Nate: Unless Christina Aguilera was upset about our “Baby Bump or Mexican Lunch Article,” I really don’t think there’s anything in here worth hurting me over.
1. Blair: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I pressed the close button on the elevator door when I saw a woman running to catch it. Father: Why did you do that? Blair: It was a long ride down to the lobby and she was wearing too much perfume. Diddy called it Unforgivable for a reason.