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Top Quotes from Kourtney and Kim Take New York Season 2, Episode 10: “Maybe I’m The One That’s Changed”

The Kardashians sure know how to make us laugh! Kim Kardashian’s fairytale may have come to a screeching halt on last night’s Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 2 finale, but on the bright side, the divorce drama proved perfect fodder for some side-splitting wisecracks from our favorite famous family (especially from one Mr. Scott Disick). Here are the funniest lines from Episode 10:

8. Introducing Scott Disick, The Rapper
Kourtney: Does my ass look a little chubby in this?
Scott: It looks like it could swallow up a G-string.
Kourtney: Is that a good thing?

7. And The Best Girlfriend Of The Year Award Goes To...
Kourtney: Maybe you’re right; I should be more supportive. I just forget.

6. Clever!
Scott: Come back here, I have a sign that says “wide load,” you could put it on the back of your *ss.

5. Sisterly Love
Kourtney (to Kim): Don’t ever wear that shirt again. It makes your boobs look massive. It looks like a joke. You look like a cartoon.

4. Scott, In a Nutshell
Kim: You do go to extremes like, I’m opening a restaurant! I’m opening a night club! I’m a race car driver! I work in the vitamin business!

3. She Is The Only One Who Went to College
Kourtney: I have a brain and I like to use it.

2. Tell Us How You Really Feel
Scott explains the worst part of his time in NYC: I didn’t get my d*ck wet enough while I was in this place.

1. Not Every Fairytale Has a Happy Ending
Kim: When I first met Kris, he had this outspoken personality and I used to think it was so like cute and endearing, but maybe I’m the one that’s changed?

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