3. Chuck (Ed Westwick): I’m just guessing, but it’s possible the water I’ve been continuously pouring for you all morning came from the tap of a Bass resort bathroom in Mexico.
2. Georgina: I left my camera with Chuck thinking he would show the Prince, and they would have a duel at dawn for what’s left of Blair’s virtue. Or maybe some royal fisticuffs. Whatever those are.
1. Georgina: That b*tch got my remanded to rehab, banished from bible camp, and abandoned in Belarus — all for her own enjoyment. If this is supposed to be her happiest day, I can’t wait to rain all over her parade.