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Top 12 Gossip Girl Quotes From Season 5, Episode 13: “G.G.”

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 13: “G.G.” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

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12. Blair (Leighton Meester): The champagne hasn’t gone to my head. I’m too high for it to reach me.

11. Blair: Mrs Grimaldi! What is going on! Is this happening?
Serena (Blake Lively): Well it better be... Otherwise all those commemorative plates are for nothing!

10. Eleanor Waldorf: May I have something to drink?
Chuck: Of course, sparkling or still?
Eleanor: Scotch.

9. Nate (Chace Crawford) (to Dan): You know the world is really a mess when the most honest person we know is Chuck Bass.

8. Georgina (Michelle Trachtenberg): Bless us father. I have a feeling we’re about to sin.

7. Georgina: These black market babies got me through my morning sickness. Just don’t take them with vodka. I learned the hard way.

6. Father Cavalli: How can you be so sure you can pull this off?
Georgina: Jesus owes me one.

5. Georgina: My invitation got lost in the mail. I do live in Brooklyn now. It’s practically The Falklands.

4. Cyrus (Wallace Shawn): Hey! She’s here! The Princess Bride.

3. Chuck (Ed Westwick): I’m just guessing, but it’s possible the water I’ve been continuously pouring for you all morning came from the tap of a Bass resort bathroom in Mexico.

2. Georgina: I left my camera with Chuck thinking he would show the Prince, and they would have a duel at dawn for what’s left of Blair’s virtue. Or maybe some royal fisticuffs. Whatever those are.

1. Georgina: That b*tch got my remanded to rehab, banished from bible camp, and abandoned in Belarus — all for her own enjoyment. If this is supposed to be her happiest day, I can’t wait to rain all over her parade.

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02.1.2012 / 02:34 AM EDT by Heidi Suke
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