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Gossip Girl Quotes From Season 5, Episode 14: “The Backup Dan”

Applause to the Gossip Girl writers: Snappy lines are the main reason we tune in each week, and Season 5, Episode 14: “The Backup Dan” did not disappoint. Keep the Bassness coming!

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10. Serena (Blake Lively): I even had them check the roof.
Chuck (Ed Westwick): Why the roof?
Serena: I don’t know. Maybe I’ve seen The Hangover too many times.

9. Nate (to Lola): This is Georgina Sparks. She’s pretty much the worst person you’ll ever meet, so just avoid eye contact at all times.

8. Dan (Penn Badgley): Are you sure about this? All right then. Let’s get you an the next flight to Santooo Domingooo.

7. Blair (Leighton Meester): You think I’d be insulted by someone with a Samsonite?!

6. Chuck (to Georgina): Why are you still here? Don’t you have a hole to crawl back into?

5. Dorota (When Chuck and Serena find her in the closet): Thankfully Georgina is mother and she leave me with snacks.

4. Blair: How did you find me? Did Rufus sell me out, or was one of the buttons on my wedding dress actually a GPS locater? I wouldn’t put it past you people.

3. Dan (to Serena): She told me not to talk to anyone.
Blair: Well i didn’t know you would talk to HER.
Dan: You do realize she falls under the category of anyone, right?

2. Georgina: No need for security. The jig is up! Ahhhh you caught me. I have been lying. I don’t know what to say! I’m bored and my DVR is empty. Listen, I can normally keep this up for hours, but I have a kid now and his Mommy and Me group is way more fun to mess with than you guys. Bye!

1. Dan: Was researching divorce law part of your wedding prep? Because that should have been your first sign.

BONUS! Blair (to stranger in airport): You seem to have reasonably good taste. What do you think about trading me this gorgeous, one-of-a-kind Vera Wang for the least offensive thing in your suitcase? Tell me you know who Vera Wang is or keep walking.

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02.8.2012 / 01:15 AM EDT by Heidi Suke
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