6. Chuck (to Georgina): Why are you still here? Don’t you have a hole to crawl back into?
5. Dorota (When Chuck and Serena find her in the closet): Thankfully Georgina is mother and she leave me with snacks.
4. Blair: How did you find me? Did Rufus sell me out, or was one of the buttons on my wedding dress actually a GPS locater? I wouldn’t put it past you people.
3. Dan (to Serena): She told me not to talk to anyone. Blair: Well i didn’t know you would talk to HER. Dan: You do realize she falls under the category of anyone, right?
2. Georgina: No need for security. The jig is up! Ahhhh you caught me. I have been lying. I don’t know what to say! I’m bored and my DVR is empty. Listen, I can normally keep this up for hours, but I have a kid now and his Mommy and Me group is way more fun to mess with than you guys. Bye!
1. Dan: Was researching divorce law part of your wedding prep? Because that should have been your first sign.
BONUS! Blair (to stranger in airport): You seem to have reasonably good taste. What do you think about trading me this gorgeous, one-of-a-kind Vera Wang for the least offensive thing in your suitcase? Tell me you know who Vera Wang is or keep walking.