What to Expect in The Secret Circle Season 1, Episode 14, “Valentine”: A Detailed Analysis of the Promo
The extended promo video forThe Secret CircleSeason 1, Episode 14, “Valentine,”is 32 jam-packed seconds of magic – OMG, OMG OMG shirtless Jake (Chris Zylka)! If you watched this clip over and over again and still feel like you have no idea whether Jake has a six pack or an eight pack, don’t worry. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Cassie (Britt Robertson) Rushes to School Who’s checking this girl’s report card, ‘cause we’re pretty sure she’s failing everything except for “Leather Bedazzling” class.
0:02 – The Grimm Reaper Wanders Around Some School Buses No... No, wait. It’s John Blackwell.
0:04 – Cassie Heads Down to The Basement Time for another wind-gasm!
0:05 – Cassie Glances at Her Man-Jewelry My preciousssssssss.
0:06 – Cassie Comes Face-To-Face With Darth Vader Wait.... no. It’s John Blackwell again.
0:07 – Cassie Screams Hysterically Sigh, Adam (Thomas Dekker) really has to stop coming over unannounced.
0:09 – Diana (Shelley Hennig) Binge Eats a Slice of Pizza Finally, we have someone to relate to.
0:10 – Cassie Turns Her Man-Necklace Into a Ouija Board Omg, we can’t wait to see what happens when this girl gets her hands on a hemp bracelet!
0:12 – The Hooded Figure Wanders Around Some More Sigh, yet another homeless grifter has moved to Chance Harbor. Welcome back, Dawson.
0:13 – Cassie Runs Through a Field We’ll go ahead and assume she’s frolicking with Adam.
0:14 – Adam Hangs Out in Church Beysus and Blue Ivy have nothing to say to you, Adam.
0:15 – Cassie’s Car Veers Around The Road Ghost ride the whip, Cassie!
0:15 – Someone Chokes Cassie From Behind! Hasn’t girlfriend learned to check the back seats of her car by now?
0:17 – Adam Creates a Twinkle Light V-Day Meal The music? My Bloody Valentine.
0:19 – Diana Macks on Lee Eating pizza has addled her mind....
0:20 – The Hooded Figure Makes His Way to Some Foggy Trees New theory: Lord Voldemort lives in the back wood’s of Chance Harbor.