Snooki Gets Super Duper Wastey-Pants We saw a sneak peek of Snooki doing a unique version of the Walk of Shame from tonight’s episode. Instead of having to walk from a gorilla’s house back home in the wee hours of the morning, Snooks has to make the trek from one of the bars back home. She’s all alone, she’s hallucinating people, and she claims she’s drunker than she’s ever been before.
Meet Pauly D’s New Stalker In another sneak peek, we see the gorgeous vision that is Pauly D’s new stalkerette. Unlike his infamous Season 1/Season 3 stalker, who was crushing on him before anyone in the whole world knew who he was or what GTL meant, this Season 5-level creeper is decked out in DJ Pauly D gear. She’s got the truck driver hat emblazoned with his name, and the appropriate bashful/anxious shock on her face when Vinny decides to launch her straight at Pauly’s blowout. Can’t wait to see the explosion that ensues.
Snooks Talks Dirty The house is gearing up for Game Night, which involves not ping pong nor charades, but Snooki wiggling her way into a cardboard box and Vinny pushing her over. Yay!
JWOWW Doubts Roger Last week, we got a taste of what’s to come for JWOWW and her long-term muscle man Roger. It seemed like he was avoiding her calls, and then Mike ran into him just a few blocks from the Shore house — even though he had yet to call JWOWW back. In tonight’s episode, we’ll see what it looks like when she “becomes worried,” and we really hope it resembles something like her Season 1 persona. Who’s ready to have their head ripped off?
The Situation Plots Against...Who? We saw previews of The Situation deciding, at the end of last week’s episode, that Deena and Snooki had been trying to deceive him by pitting him against his boys. As his mind slowly unraveled, we got the feeling that his call to The Unit meant all kinds of confrontations would be going down tonight. But, as the MTV synopsis states, The Situation will actually be plotting against someone other than Snooki. Who’s his next target? Could it be (gasp!) happy-go-unlucky Deena?