Top 10 Quotes From The Secret Circle Season 1, Episode 14, “Valentine”: “B*tch, Hurry!”
Love was in the air in The Secret CircleSeason 1, Episode 14, “Valentine,” so you can bet the quotes were bitter, drunken, and completely hilarious (looking at you, Adam). Check out the top 10 quips and snarks from “Valentine,” and don’t worry – passing out during Jake’s musings is completely normal!
10. Faye (Phoebe Tonkin) sasses Jake (Chris Zylka): “I wear slinky lingerie because I like feeling slinky.” We wear grandma panties because... actually there’s no excuse.
9. Faye realizes it’s Valentine’s Day: “Oh, I completely forget it’s Anti-Independence Day.” Otherwise known as National Chocolate Eating Day.
8. Jake chats with Adam (Thomas Dekker): “Coming, lover boy?” Sigh... if only these two were lovers.
7. Jake yells at Cassie (Britt Robertson): “I choose you!” Close your eyes and pretend he’s talking to you. Works every time.