If you’re desperate for a whiff of Ricky’s hair coif, you’ve come to the right place! We got our hands on a special V-Day episode for you to enjoy — and yes, eggos get preggo’d.
Scene 1: Ricky’s Bedroom Closet
Jazzy yet sentimental piano notes set the scene as Ricky paces his apartment holding a giant box of condoms. He rushes into his bedroom closet and opens a trap door. A heart-shaped box of hair gel appears.
Ricky: Hello, my sweet precious. (Proceeds to massage his coif)
Baby John wanders in and side-eyes Ricky.
Ricky: DON’T YOU DARE JUDGE ME.
Scene Two: Jack’s Backyard
Jack and Grace share a plate of cookies. Tears drip down Jack’s chiseled jaw and Grace nibbles on a cookie.
Jake (looks at the sky tearfully): It’s all just so beautiful.
Grace: Thanks, I straightened my hair just for you.
Jack: Do you ever wonder what keeps us from floating off into space?
Grace: I’m pregnant and it’s immaculate.
Grace (in a deep voice): C is for cookie and cookie is for me! (steals plate of cookies and scampers off)