”I Probably Have a Blunt Wrapper in There”: Top 10 Greatest Quotes From Teen Mom 2 Season 2 Finale
The season finale of Teen Mom 2 was filled with emotional high and lows, but that doesn’t mean there weren’t a few LOLs along the way.
After all, that’s what Barbara Evans is for! Check out the 10 best quotes of the night, and yes — shower sex is involved.
10. Jenelle’s bag gets searched: “I probably have a blunt wrapper in there.”
After all, a gal never knows when she might have to roll a blunt.
9. Jo kisses and tells: “We ended up having sex in the shower.”
Apparently Kailyn’s bed wanted nothing to do with Jo’s facial hair.
8. Chelsea pumps up Aubree: “Pound it.”
Chelsea: “Pound it.”
7. Barbara greets Jenelle at the airport: “Hey, look at you with that Hollywood hat!”
And look at you with those sweatpants, Babs.
6. Jo rejects Kailyn: “I’m not trying to commit to any woman now, I’m just living my life.”
Otherwise known as Living La Vida Loca.
5. Chelsea checks out a Ferrari with Aubree: “We’d be getting some dudes in there.”
Chelsea’s milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
4. Kieffer chats with Jenelle: “You’re really going to be straight done with me?”
Don’t worry, Kieffer. We’ll never be straight done with you.
3. Jenelle’s chats about Barbara: “She’s very attached to you for some reason.”
Try not to sound so surprised ....
2. Jenelle’s T-shirt tries to send us a message: “The rest is her story.”
Suddenly, we feel very inspired.
1. Barbara opens her present: “For me? Oh my gawd, a Hollywood shirt!”
We’ve never seen anyone so excited about a hoodie. Well, other than Kieffer.