Top 10 Quotes From the Bethenny Ever After Season 3 Premiere: “Jason’s Penis Has Cobwebs on It.”
After a Bethenny-free few months, the sassy skinny girl is back with those biting one-liners and hilarious sayings. Here’s our countdown of the top 10 quotes from Bethenny Ever After Season 3, Episode 1: "Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems."
10. Bethenny: “I should go to celebrity school … My whole wazu is always showing when I’m getting out of a car, with my underwear.”
At least she wears underwear.
9. Nick: “Do you have any cool things you want to do with me? Bethenny: “That’s naughty, Nick. There are a lot of cool things I want to do with you, but I’m married.”
Bethenny’s mind is always in the gutter. What can we say, she’s a girl after our own hearts.
8. Bethenny: “I’m running an empire and we don’t have a seat for every ass!”
To be fair, seats are overrated.
7. Bethenny, at Health Magazine shoot: “This is camel toe pose.”
We bet Kate Moss uses that one all the time.
6. Bethenny: “It’s cliche, but you’re so much less concerned with romantic bubble baths, and lingerie with your husband, because your kid just took a sh*t on the floor.”
After taking a sh*t on the floor, someone is going to need a bubble bath.