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Top 10 Real Housewives of Beverly Season 2 Quotes: “I’m an Arabian Horse”

It’s tough enough to narrow down the 10 craziest quotes from any given episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, let alone an entire season! That being said, here are our picks for the 10 unbelievable quotes that best defined Season 2.

10. Camille is suddenly glad she stayed home.
Taylor: And Camille, if she showed up, she would be shoveling s**t, as far as I’m concerned.

Season 2, Episode 12: “The Great Divide”

9. Kim offers her services.
Kim [about Brandi]: If she likes that broken leg, she ought to get ready for the second one.

Season 2, Episode 16: “Uninvited”

8. Evidently, different rules apply to Kim and Brandi.

Dana [to Brandi]: Okay, if you call me Pam one more time, I’m gonna knock you out.

Season 2, Episode 6: “Let the Games Begin”

7. We’re not big on chess; tic-tac-toe is more our speed.
Kyle [to Lisa]: Being in a friendship with you is like playing chess with Bobby Fischer.

Season 2 Reunion, Part 1

6. Dana stays humble, as usual.
Dana [to Camille, about her sunglasses]: Did you know? 25,000!

Season 2, Episode 5: “$25,000 Sunglasses?!”

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5. Whatever you say, Kim!
Kim: I’m an Arabian horse, you know? Rawrrr!

Season 2, Episode 12: “The Great Divide”

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4. Lisa uses the “h-word.”
Lisa: Watch out, Maloof Hoof — the Vander-Pump is on its way to kick your a**!

Season 2, Episode 13: “Adrienne’s Fashion Show”

3. Brandi thinks the situation is crystal clear.
Brandi: At least I don’t do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long, bitch.

Season 2, Episode 7: “Game Night Gone Wild”

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2. This is always a good rule to follow.
Kyle [about Brandi’s son]: Can you not at least go up and say, ‘“You don’t whip out your penis at a party and pee on the grass”?

Season 2, Episode 5: “$25,000 Sunglasses?!”

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1. Sounds like some weird sport from the ancient Olympics. Kim [about Brandi]: I’d love to grab her by the hair and swing her around the room.

Season 2, Episode 7: “Game Night Gone Wild”

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02.22.2012 / 06:20 AM EDT by Ryan Gajewski
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