Are you a nerdy sausage-lover who doesn’t know how to use a condom? A studly bad-boy with a reputation for luvin’ the ladies?
A bitter, friendless home-schooler? A good girl who’s about to go way bad? A teen mom with an adorbz kiddo? How about a football player with a secret STI? (In which case we’re more than a little annoyed with you right now.)
We can’t wait to see who your Secret Life other half is! Get your vote on, ladies n’ gents: