Jionni happily tweeted the news, saying, "Thank You everyone!! Sorry about that wait but glad everyones happy!! Nicole and I are real excited!! Our baby is going to be #ShortnTan."
Emilio, being the classy guy he is, responded with, "1) Let's hope it's beautiful and healthy. 2) lets hope it's yours. #YourAPhony&YouKnowIt #KarmaWillGetYou."
Which...what does that even mean? How is Jionni a phony, and how does being a phony relate to the baby being his? If Emilio's going to be a dick, you'd think he could at least be a coherent dick.
Anyway, then Jionni tweeted, "For All u jealous, disrespectful haters out there, u see what u wana see on tv! My fiancé and I n JR are going to be so happy! #youllgeturs"
Then, as documented over at Buzzfeed, the two got into a back-and-forth argument, where Jionni accused Emilio of being jealous (duh), and Emilio responded with things like, "jealousy! Is taking your girls phone. Some1 is a little insecure. Guess u & I are only ones who know how she really feels ;)" and, "you make no sense an act like ur in 6th grade with your insecurities. What kind of man stays with a woman whose CHEATED on him."
Jionni has since come to his senses and deleted some of his tweets with Emilio, probably realizing that reasoning with him is a lost cause. Emilio, of course, thinks this proves Jionni is "a little boy" and "not a father I'd want."
We hate to break it to you, Emilio, but there's a clear winner in this little Twitter war, and it's not you. Even Angelina managed to rein in her spitefulness for one sweet congratulatory tweet.
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