Milk Fight (Finally!). We know we’ve been teasing this epic dairy product battle for weeks now, but this sneak peek appears to confirm that tonight is the night. Snooki will spray The Situation with milk, soak herself in milk and roll around in his bed, and The Situation will have nothing to defend himself with except for mustard and ketchup.
Jionni + The Situation = Truthiness. We saw in last week’s episode (Season 5, Episode 9: “The Truth Will Set You Free”) that Mike finally saw an opportunity to attack Jionni with “the truth” about his infamous hook-up with Snooki — which allegedly took place in the very beginning of Snooki and Jionni’s relationship. We honestly have no idea how Jionni will react when Mike lays out the story tonight, but we can’t wait for the milk to fly.
Joey the Douche Gets Flushed. After JWOWW, Vinny, and Pauly D force Deena Nicole into realizing that her no-good smush partner Joey is not worth her time, Deena finally sees the light. But she can’t quite turn on that light herself (we don’t want to know how many Deenas it takes to turn on a lightbulb), so she makes her friends do the dirty job of rejecting Joey for her.
Let’s Go Camping! As we’ve seen in previews, a few of the guidos and guidettes will enter “the wilderness” as Deena puts it. Pauly and Vinny will pull a prank on the girls (though it doesn’t look like Sammi and Snooki are on the trip), and we’re looking forward to hearing the cigarette-impaired, deep-throated screams from Deena and JWOWW.
Catch an all-new Jersey Shore tonight, March 8 at 10 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.