Scene 12: The word “COURTNEY” flashes on the screen. So if you missed it, ABC is playing off the “Good vs. Evil” saying by replacing the word “Evil” with “Courtney”... hmm, that’s not very nice, ABC.
Scene 13: Courtney (So, naturally, they show scenes of Courtney seemingly looking sinister:) a. Courtney creepily drinks wine (ooooh) b. Courtney smugly holding a rose (eeeeeeek!) c. Courtney’s “kill shot” clip (OK, that one was pretty bad) d. Courtney getting naked on their skinny-dipping date (hard to live that one down...)
Scene 14: “THE”
Scene 15: Ben waits at the final rose ceremony
Scene 16: “DRAMATIC”
Scene 17: Lindzi and her feather skirt walk up
Scene 18: “BACHELOR”
Scene 19: Ben waits some more while fidgeting with his fingers (jeez, OK, we get it, he nervously waits. A LOT).
Scene 20: “SEASON”
Scene 21: Courtney faces Ben at the final rose ceremony looking like she needs a drink (or just had one).
Scene 22: “FINALE”
Scene 23 - 3... holy sh*t that goes fast!
Final Scene: Ben says, “I’m not sure how this is going to end” in such hokey way that makes us imagine a frustrated producer directing him with, “Can we get MORE emotion, please” (a tip he could’ve used prior to filming).