Even though it’s kind of jumping the gun to talk about Week 3 before the Week 2 elimination, Derek and Maria talked to On the Red Carpet about their next routine.
Derek: "Next week's Rumba, the dance of love. So I'm going to bust out 'the love hand.'"
Maria: "This one's gonna get interesting."
Derek: "Basically to compete with this William guy, you know, the screams..."
Maria: "We're going to have to take off all our clothes. It might be inappropriate behavior."
Derek: "So, kids go to bed."
Maria: "Is it against the rules to grab your crotch?"
Derek: "It's totally inappropriate."
Ah! To quote Star Wars' evil Emperor Palpatine, "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen." Because of the high level of talent and extreme level of sexiness, the couples are going to up their games to compete for our votes. Fun!
Catch the next new episode of DWTS on Tuesday, March 27 at 9 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.