Remember when you were little and your parents were teaching you to use the bathroom, and then you found an eyeball floating in your toilet and peed your pants for the rest of your life? The little girl on Bones totally feels your pain. We're accustomed to all kinds of gross-out moments on this fright-fest of a show, but this one might just take the cake. Let's just say we'll be inspecting all future toilets for dismembered body parts from now on. Thanks for that, Hart Hanson!
2. Daisy (Carla Gallo) and Sweets (John Francis Daley) Soil Brennan's Desk With Their Love Making
Apparently, the only thing that turns Daisy on more than relaxing uterines and sprinkling rose water on human remains is fornicating on her bosses' desk. We know Daisy's a sex-addict with a strange fetish for knights in shining armour and role playing games, but girl no. Just no. For one thing, Brennan's desk is most likely covered in bone chips and eyeball goo (unsanitary!), and for another, we're pretty sure Brennan would suffer some kind of nerdy seizure if she knew about this. Get a grip, geeks!
3. Brennan Pops Out Her Baby, Innocent Horse Goes Blind
Raise your hand if you spent the last ten minutes of Bones crying hysterically into a pint of ice cream. The image of Brennan pushing her progeny out of her lady parts in slow motion while a bunch of farm animals presumably went both deaf and blind was truly beautiful — and who knew Booth (David Boreanaz) would be so good at delivering a baby?
Of course, certain questions remain unanswered, like why Brennan's hair looked so perfect afterwards, or why she wasn't immediately booked into a hospital after giving birth in a dirty barn. But shhh, don't question it. Need your daily dose of Bones? Like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.