Bones Season 7, Episode 9, “The Don’t In The Do” Promo: Our In-depth Analysis
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Bones Season 7, Episode 9, “The Don’t In The Do” Promo: Our In-depth Analysis

The promo for Bones Season 7, Episode 9: “The Don't In The Do” is 31 jam-packed seconds of sexy lingerie, side-eye, and fabulous hair. If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea what's in store next week, fear not. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!

0:01 – Brennan (Emily Deschanel) and Hodgins (TJ Thyne) Hit the Crime Scene!
Rumor has it that a hairdresser was killed. Someone alert the fashion police!

0:02 – Brennan Looks Disgusted
It takes a lot to gross this lady out, so we're going to go ahead and assume the worst.

0:03 – Booth (David Boreanaz) Researches The Victim...
And happens across the most '90s website of all time. Ah, pro-tools. How we've missed you.

0:04 – Brennan And Booth Side-Eye Each Other
Cue "Feel Like Makin' Love."

0:05 – Quick Flash To Some Random Building
We love it when Bones tries to teach us about Washington's rich architectural history.

0:06 – Creepy Lady Chats About Getting "Blown Out" By Hairdresser Santiago
The inner 13-year-old boy in us is snickering.

0:07 – Brennan and Angela (Michaela Conlin) Get the Spa Treatment!
Honestly, we're shocked that Brennan would let some plebeian rub her shoulders while there are murders to be solved.

0:09 – Brennan Shows Booth Her Clothes in Frustration
Uh oh, girlfriend is having a wardrobe malfunction. Probably due to her frequently-lactating bossom.

0:15 – Breanna Snarks at Booth After He Fails to Be Supportive
Trouble in baby making paradise? Let's hope these two find a way to put the spark back in their relationship!

0:15 – Booth Makes Fun Of Brennan Behind Her Back
Oh no he did not! This guy is in for a world of pain — we've seen what Brennan can do to human bones.

0:17 – Booth Eye-Rolls at Brennan
But more importantly, Brennan's trench coat disease seems to have crossed over to Booth. Someone save him from himself.

0:20 – Booth and Sweets Waltz Into a Lingerie Shop to Get Brennan a Present
Please, Brennan probably wears sports bras with flaps for breastfeeding. This is a relationship fail waiting to happen!

0: 25 – Sweets (John Francis Daley) Compares Brennan's Breasts to Mangos
Well... That's an interesting shape comparison.

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04.10.2012 / 11:53 PM EDT by Mehera Bonner
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