What’s creepier than getting a ton of unsolicited emails from your stalker? Getting a slew of messages ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS.
Since the April 8 arrest of Canadian actress Genevieve Sabourin for harassing and stalking 30 Rock star Alec Baldwin (shortly after he proposed to girlfriend Hilaria Thomas), emails from his overly excited fan have surfaced. Let’s just say she could have used an editor.
The most interesting revelation throughout this whole ordeal? According to CNN, Alec and Genevieve once had dinner together in the fall of 2010. The unwanted emails reportedly began soon after.
Of the dozen or so desperately worded messages sent to Alec last week, these are our favorite excerpts:
"I NEED TO START MY NEW LIFE, WITH MY NEW NAME, WITH MY NEW CARRIER IN MY NEW COUNTRY HELP MY NEWLY HUSBAND, YOU!" (from April 4)
"I'M EXISTED ABOUT THAT PORTION OF THE PROCESS, CREATING GENEVIEVE BALDWIN AND GET ALL OF WHAT I WANT IS THE BEST PART." (same day)
"I NEED YOU NOW, PLEASE ALEC COME AND PICK ME UP NOW. I AM LESS THAN 10 MIN AWAY FROM YOU TONIGHT. SAY I DO TO ME." (same day)
"THERE ARE VERY CRUCIAL/VITAL THINGS I NEED HERE AND TODAY, I WANT YOU TO BE THE ONE GIVING THEM TO ME. I NEED TO SEE YOU NOW." (from April 7)
Seeing that Genevieve is originally from Montreal, it explains the awkward phrasing and misspellings. We’re also pretty sure elevated levels of crazy mess with the part of your brain that controls spelling (and the use of caps lock).