Now JWOWW has officially confirmed on her website that she and Roger never broke up, and she has this photo to prove it. “If you read the tabloids, you might have heard that Roger and I ‘broke up’ recently. This is obviously false…lol. We actually found out about this rumor while we were together. It’s crazy the shit they come up with!”
After posting a few tabloid covers with ridiculous and implausible stories (“Donkey Robs Bank”) to prove how untrustworthy they are, she brings home her point with examples of Brangelina-Getting-Married headlines.
“And then there’s these two. I almost feel bad for Brangelina,” writes JWOWW. Interestingly, she declines to comment on the rumors that she and Roger are secretly engaged. Does her decision not to address it mean there might be some truth there?
We’ll be waiting for our wedding invitation, you two!
Need a Jersey Shore fix? Catch the next new episode of The Pauly D Project on Thursday, April 12 at 10:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV.