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0 0 0 Promo for Bones Season 7, Episode 9, “The Don’t In The Do”: Our In-Depth Analysis
promo for Bones Season 7, Episode 9: “The Don't In The Do” is 31 jam-packed seconds of sexy lingerie, side-eye, and fabulous hair. If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea what's in store next week, fear not. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Rumor has it that a hairdresser was killed. Someone alert the fashion police! Brennan ( Emily Deschanel) and Hodgins ( TJ Thyne) Hit The Crime Scene! It takes a lot to gross this lady out, so we're going to go ahead and assume the worst. 0:02 – Brennan Looks Disgusted And happens across the most 90s website of all time. Ah, pro-tools. How we've missed you. 0:03 – Booth ( David Boreanaz) Researches The Victim... Cue "Feel Like Makin' Love." 0:04 – Brennan and Booth Side-Eye Each Other We love it when 0:05 – Quick Flash To Some Random Building Bones tries to teach us about Washington's rich architectural history. The inner 13-year-old boy in us is snickering. 0:06 – Creepy Lady Chats About Getting "Blown Out" By Hairdresser Santiago Honestly, we're shocked that Brennan would let some plebeian rub her shoulders while there are murders to be solved. 0:07 – Brennan and Angela ( Michaela Conlin) Get The Spa Treatment! Uh oh, girlfriend is having a wardrobe malfunction. Probably due to her frequently lactating bosom. 0:09 – Brennan Shows Booth Her Clothes In Frustration Trouble in baby-making paradise? Let's hope these two find a way to put the spark back in their relationship! 0:15 – Breanna Snarks At Booth After He Fails To Be Supportive Oh no he did not! This guy is in for a world of pain –– we've seen what Brennan can do to human bones. 0:15 – Booth Makes Fun Of Brennan Behind Her Back But more importantly, Brennan's trench coat disease seems to have crossed over to Booth. Someone save him from himself. 0:17 – Booth Eye-Rolls At Brennan Please, Brennan probably wears sports bras with flaps for breast-feeding. This is a relationship fail waiting to happen! 0:20 – Booth and Sweets Waltz Into A Lingerie Shop To Get Brennan A Present Well... that's an interesting shape comparison. 0: 25 – Sweets ( John Francis Daley) Compares Brennan's Breasts To Mangos Need your daily dose of Bones? Like us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.