Scene 1b: Mr. Schue starts things off. “We’re going back in time...” Cut to The New Directions, standing in a line. They all look a little confused. (Oh, hi Joe (Samuel Larsen). Guess you’ve officially joined the glee club now!) Scene 2a: Disco time! The McKinley stage is decked out in purple lighting, with shining glitter in the background. “The show that defined a generation” — wait, they mean Glee, right? Cool! — “takes on a the music of an older generation.”
Scene 2b: Prepare for amazing dancing. Mike (Harry Shum Jr.), Blaine, and Brittany (Heather Morris) walk down a trippy, swirling, disco-lit hall. One, we LOVE Blaine’s purple shirt. Two, whenever we see Mike and Brittany together, we know we’re in store for a bunch of awesome dance moves!
Scene 3a: It’s the original Saturday Night Fever dance floor! White floor. Red, blue, and yellow lights underneath. It’s the exact same one! This time, Sue (Jane Lynch) and Will (Matthew Morrison) are the ones taking it for a spin.
Scene 4c: Brittana SEX TAPE?! “But will disco be someone’s downfall?” Brittany walks up to Santana in the hallway. “Everyone’s loving the sex tape of us.” Santana looks shocked. “What?!”
Scene 5a: “Grab your boogie shoes!” Sue Sylvester’s certainly got her’s. They’re tall, white, and sparkly... We kind of want to get ourselves a pair!
Scene 5b: Puck (Mark Salling) begs to differ! “There’s only one problem with that idea.” The entire New Directions chime in. “Disco SUCKS!” Sue points at the camera. (Hah. Learned that trick from Cooper, didn’t she?) “Exactly.”
As blown away by this promo as we are, there are so many more things it didn’t even cover! For instance, we didn’t even see one second of Glee Project finalist Alex Newell (Wade). He’s going to make his debut appearance in this episode!