Greatest Secret Life Quotes From Season 4, Episode 17: “You Getting Your Period or Something?”
This week's episode of Secret Life was packed to the sausagey brim with quotes about S-E-X, periods, and (duh!) meat.
We've rounded up the best doozies from Episode 17 for you to look back on. File this one under "You're Welcome!"
5. Ricky chats up Amy: "You getting your period or something?"
Is that a rhetorical question?
4. George gets to the point: "I would rather have a big, fat steak for dinner with the bad news instead of a hot dog."
Why are we not surprised?
3. Dylan's dad grills Ben: "You’re not entirely harmless unless you’ve been neutered."
Annnnd, that's where he lost us.
2. Jack rejects Grace's condoms: "I prefer to use my own brand and not someone else’s."
Guess we know why he's the one with the mystery STI.
1. Adrian gives her boyfriend a life-lesson: "It’s really all about the sex."
Unless you're Ben, in which case it's all about marrying as many women as possible before the age of 18.