Oh, how we love to hate Michael Ausiello. Today, TV Line's spoiler guru tweeted a mysterious blind item from a couple months ago about an on-screen non-couple who will finally seal the deal — read: have sex — in an episode airing during May sweeps.
Naturally, the Castle fandom was on high alert, following Ausiello's every move as he engaged followers in an impromptu game of Clue.
Here are some of the juicy tidbits he delivered:
The couple is human They will engage in foreplay before "hooking up" It does not happen in a dream sequence It will take place in a house, apartment, or loft It will happen during the season finale The show is neither in its first season, nor in its tenth Some fans will be pleased, while some fans will say it happened too early The show is not on CBS The show is a drama