Ryan is dating Derek’s sister, Julianne Hough, and Ry’s usual MO is to try and set Derek up with whoever happens to be on the show. This time, though, there were more important things to discuss — like how Harry Styles of One Direction has four nipples. Derek said he just found out that one of his fellow DWTS dancers has the same thing — Val has four nipples.
"It's like udders," Derek said.
"He said, 'There's more to love' or something like that," Maria added.
Maria and Derek also played Truth Pong, and she had to answer a marry/kiss/kill question about the DWTS judges. Maria said she’d marry Bruno, kiss Carrie Ann and kill Len. That is going to break Len’s heart. And Bruno will be disappointed, too, since he *did* want to triple-up with Maria and Derek after their sexy Salsa, but he probably wouldn’t care for Maria alone. Carrie Ann is used to kissing members of Team Menough by now, so she’s all set.
Since Ryan can’t just ignore Derek’s love life, he asked Derek which Season 14 celeb he’d want as his wingman — Donald Driver or William Levy? Derek went with Loverboy Levy, which was probably the wrong choice. William is the kind of guy you hide from women you want to date!