9. Puck would like to bro-pose a toast. Puck (Mark Salling): I want to make sure you guys all remember all of the bro-ments we had together. 8. Sam needs more details. Sam (Chord Overstreet): Here’s the thing about me: I can be super helpful, but when you ask me stuff, you’ve got to be real specific. 7. Fear and loathing in Lima. Emma (Jayma Mays) [to Schue (Matthew Morrison)]: Champagne on a Tuesday? You've gone all Hunter S. Thompson.
6. Finn is totally busted. (Get it? “Bust”-ed?) Rachel (Lea Michele):Finn [Cory Monteith] sends me cutesy text messages all the time. Usually they’re puns about my boobs, but I still appreciate the effort.
5. Wait — wasn’t one of those guys blonde? Burt (Mike O’Malley) [to Kurt (Chris Colfer)]: You and I me, we’ve been doing this dance for a decade — you know, Starsky and Gay Hutch.
4. Santana tries to get things back to normal. Santana (Naya Rivera) [to Rachel, after being friendly to her]: Oh, God — say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please.
3. Brittany is a walking nature documentary. Blaine (Darren Criss): This is for anyone who’s ever been cheated on. Kurt: This is insane. I didn’t cheat on you! Brittany: Cheetahs have the fastest land speed of any living animal.
2. If Puck still has a thing for Rachel, he’s not showing it. Puck: I’m sorry, Finn — I tried to get your balls back from Rachel, but she’s got those on lockdown.
1. Long hair confuses Brittany (as do most things). Brittany: Joe [Samuel Larsen] is really pretty, but I heard she doesn't shave her armpits.