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0 0 0 What to Expect in The Secret Circle Season 1, Episode 20, “Traitor”: A Detailed Analysis of the Promo Video
The extended promo for Season 1, Episode 20 of
The Secret Circle is 31 jam-packed seconds of love children, candlelight, and sad clowns! If you watched this clip and still feel like you have no idea whether or not Jake ( Chris Zylka) was shirtless (answer: He was), fear not. We’ve parsed through every millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Cassie ( Britt Robertson ) Looks Completely Crazy Voice bubble: "Yeah, I added more extensions to my hair. Deal with it." 0:02 – Adam ( Thomas Dekker ) and Melissa ( Jessica Parker Kennedy ) Appear Judgmental Ever since they bonded in the fires of Mordor (read: That weird, creepy mine), they've been inseparable. 0:04 – Dawn ( Natasha Henstridge ) Seems Shocked, Might Be Having a Mild Stroke She's finally come to the realization that she spent her glory years talking to pet rocks. 0:06 – Adam, Melissa, and Blackwell (Joe Lando) Chat in Flickering Candlelight Um, last time we checked this was 2012 and electricity had been invented. 0:08 – The Table Spins Around and We Try Not to Vomit It's hard to know whether this is the work of CW interns or Cassie's elderberry stick. 0:10 – The Gang Head to an Amusement Park, Yay! Taking a break from magic to frolic on a merry-go round? We approve. 0:11 – Terrifying Clown Leers at the Camera Adam? Is that you? 0:12 – Faye ( Phoebe Tonkin ) Hangs With Some Chuckie Dolls One more reasons to burn our American Girl collection. 0:14 – Melissa Gets Attacked by a Clown, Adam Tries Not to Shriek in Terror Our childhood circus memories are officially ruined. 0:14 – Jake Looks Studly, Makes an IDGAF Face He's too worried about the state of his hair to care about clowns. Is it middle-parting or is it side-parting? Make up your mind, coif! 0:15 – Shirtless Jake! We Repeat: Shirtless Jake! Looks like we're in for another hot hookup courtesy of Fake. Excuse us, it's GIF time. 0:17 – Charles ( Gale Harold ) Smacks Blackwell Across the Face at the Coffee Shop Woah, there. Aren't coffee joints sacred territory in Washington? Uncool, Charles. 0:18 – Cassie and Diana ( Shelley Hennig ) Run Around the Carnival Letting their Balcoin pride flags fly free. 0:19 – Jake Says "There's Four of Us and One of Him" Erm, last time we checked there were five of you. Adam has feelings, too, Jake. 0:20 – A Shadowy Shape Runs in Slow Motion Probably Adam doing an experimental modern dance. 0:21 – Charles Knocks Blackwell Over a Table Doesn't Blackwell have dark magic? Color us unimpressed. 0:25 – Cassie and Diana Stand Side-By-Side and Look Crazy Harry and Malfoy all over again.
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