Watch out, things are about to get meta up in here.
0:01 – Booth And Brennan Doppelgangers Run For Their Lives In Slow-Motion Please, Brennan wishes she had those long blonde locks. 0:02 – Crazy Alien Lasers Interrupt Idyllic Squintern Picnic OMG, all of Hodgins' (TJ Thyne) nerdy fantasies are coming true!
0:03 – Terrible Quality CGI Plane Zooms Around Our Heads Major flashback to the 90s, and not in a good way.
0:04 – Huge Explosion Kills Everyone 2012, just sayin.
0:05 – Just Kidding, Peeps Are Still Alive –– And Famous! Yep, the Jeffersonian gang are in Hollywood on the set on Brennan's movie!
0:06 – Brennan Yells "Cut" Of course she's a genius auteur, how could you even question that?
0:07 – Fake Brennan Fondles Some Bones Not nearly as turned on as real Brennan. Listen to the bones, girl. Listen.
0:10 – Shot Of A Camera Takes Up Valuable Screen Time Could be better used to show off Booth's abs. Priorities, people.
0:11 – Brennan Complains About Changes To Her Script Not enough forbidden love and off-screen sex, probably.
0:14 – Booth And Brennan Put On Their Stunner Shades When in Rome...
0:17 – Plebeian Screenwriter Calls Brennan's Book Crap Don't worry, she'll exact her revenge on his femurs. Bwahahahaha.
0:20 – Random Extra Jaw-Drops This poor little dude is just so happy to be included in the promo.
0:21 – Stop Everything, Real Human Remains Are On Set Brennan probably packed them in her luggage. Her addiction is real, guys.
0:23 – Fake Brennan Passes Out What a newbie. Clearly the bones aren't speaking to her.
0:25 – Fake Booth Attacks Real Booth, Compliments Him On His Stunt Skills Too much hot to handle!