What to Expect in Revenge Season 1, Episode 20: A Detailed Analysis of the Promo
The promo for Episode 20, "Legacy," of Revenge is 30 jam-packed seconds full of LOL-worthy wigs, unexpected foreheads and unfortunate early 2000s fashion.
If you watched it and still feel like you have no idea how this flashback episode is going to go down, fear not. We’ve parsed through each millisecond of promo content and created a detailed analysis of what’s to come!
0:01 – Nolan Chats Up Emily as We Stare in Awe at His Hair Also, we're so happy this dude has revisited his fondness for argyle.
0:02 – Emily Stares at a Roaring Fire, Looks Totally Creepy This girl is such a pyromaniac, we can't even.
0:03 – Emily Tells Nolan She's Capable of Murder Why are we not surprised? She had no problem crushing Daniel's spirit.
0:04 – Our Favorite CGI Clouds Float Around The Screen Voice bubble "Look how red we are!"
0:05 – Emily Looks Concerned While Wearing a Hilarious Wig She's probably in shock that Kelly Clarkson won American Idol.
0:06 – David Clarke's Face Flashes Before Our Eyes Cue "Dream Weaver."
0:06 – Lydia's Gifts Us With Her Smile We love it when she visits us mere mortals!
0:07 – David Clarke Stares at a Candle He walks a lonely road ... down the Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
0:08 – Mason Treadwell Looks Dapper and Smug Little does he know that he'll end up sipping wine coolers on random piers.
0:09 – OMG! GIANT Close-Up of Conrad's Face! Too hot to handle. No seriously, make it stop.
0:09 – Everyone Raise Your Glass to 2003! Otherwise known as the year Siegfried and Roy's white tiger attacked Roy. Never forget.
0:10 – Emily Takes Off Her Stunner Shades in Disbelief Obviously, Daniel and his six-pack walked by.
0:11 – Emily Walks in Slow-Motion, Slays Everyone With Her Side-Eye Girl really needs to turn that frown upside down.
0:12 – WHERE ARE NOLAN'S BANGS?! Stop everything, Nolan doesn't have bangs. This must be what the end of the world feels like.
0:13 – Emily Beats Someone Senseless in the Bathroom They probably made the mistake of saying "hi" to her.
0:13 – Emily Vomits in Her Mouth One too many lobster tails. Damn you, Hamptons!
0:14 – Victoria Surveys Her Kingdom Through the Window Shudder, just as chilling as ever!
0:14 – Camera Zooms in on a Jack Beauty Shot Dude's been wearing the same hoodie for the past ten years.
0:15 – Conrad Burns a Picture of Victoria and Lydia That's not creepy or anything, Connie.
0:17 – Emily Digs a Beach-Side Grave Looks like Sammy Dog finally died.
0:17 – Hand Flops Over and Spills Pills How many times does Charlotte have to cry out for help before someone notices that she's a drug addict?
0:18 – Victoria Bitch-Slaps Daniel "Why isn't your collar popped?!"
0:19 – Someone Grabs Nolan From Behind! As long as they don't ruin his hair, we're cool.
0:20 – Daniel Runs Down the Stairs in a Tizzy Sshhhh, Daniel. The bar isn't going anywhere.
0:21 – Jack and Emily Kiss! Unless there's some other blonde chick roaming around the Hamptons.
0:22 – Crazy Emily Swings a Bat at Someone Guess Nolan was wrong about her ability to kill ....