Christopher Meloni as a True Blood Vampire: Hot or Totally Terrifying?
What happened to you, Agent Stabler? One day you're wandering around the mean streets of New York stopping crime and being shirtless, and the next you're popping a fang erection in a cave.
True Blood's most recent season 5 sneak peek shows Chris as Roman, the commander-in-chief of The Authority who apparently loves nothing more than a good old-fashioned monk's robe.
Chris has been making ladies swoon since his days on SVU, and when we found out he'd nabbed a spot on television's most titillating drama, we were prepped for plenty of shirtless time and fainting spells.
But after this 30-second teaser, we're having second thoughts about whether or not Chris will dethrone Alcide as Bon Temps' Hottest Supernatural. Mostly because seeing him with fangs has emotionally scarred us.