$#*! Blake Shelton Said on Twitter This Week: Making Out With Cee Lo Green and Pimping Out Jermaine Paul
It was a big week for The Voice judge and country singer Blake Shelton. His finalist Jermaine Paul was crowned the Season 2 winner of The Voice.
That not only earned Blake bragging rights, but also tweeting rights — like that ever stopped him before.
Here’s what he had to say this week:
“I'm so drunk right now I just yelled to my neighbor ‘Hey your house is blocking the super moon so how bout showing me them super boobs!!’”
“Hey @adamlevine... Remember my friend that life is all about the 3 M's... Music, Money, And MmmTitties...”
“‘@CeeLoGreen: thanks my tall handsome cowboy coach friend drinking buddy!’ Hell yeah!!! Let's make out later!! Cool?”
“Damn... Can't believe I just got an email from Dr. Phil saying that people who don't vote for @JermainePaul are more to shit the bed..”
“Holyshitballs!!! Oprah just released a statement saying that if@JermainePaul wins The Voice children are more likely to learn how to read!!”
“Unbelievable!!! I just got a cake delivered from the Pope that says ‘God loves @JermainePaul more than other people!’”
“This just in from the surgeon general... Not voting for @JermainePaulcauses erectile disfunction in men ages 1 through 99!!!”
“Awe... And we arrive to my favorite place. The place where every doubter, critic, hater or simply the ignorers can officially kiss my ass!!”
“Been looking my right boot all day.... Just now realized its still stuck up the ass of all my critics and haters out there!!! #wonthevoice”
“Was just looking for my trophy from the Voice.. Wait! I remember!! It's still shoved up the ass of all the bloggers who said I couldn't win!”
He sure likes to celebrate. Did you find his tweets to be funny or offensive? Comment below!