After 15 weeks of slowly and publicly torturing a group of questionably famous famous people, Donald Trump finally named the newest Celebrity Apprentice at Sunday night's "live" finale, which featured a lot of taped filler footage.
It was down to the late night legend with some anger issues Arsenio Hall and the surprisingly snide Clay Aiken, who fought, pretty evenly, for the chance to win a sizeable amount of money (for their charity).
After they got over their various dramatic problems that weren’t actually problems, we got to see how their charity event turned out. Arsenio wanted to take the attention off of himself and towards the show, while Clay, doing his best Trump impression, seemed to make it all about himself.
But it was all worth it, as both collectively raised nearly $500,000 dollars for their respective foundations.
Then after all the hoopla and various unnecessary performances, we got down to the main event. In the end, saying he had “never been so torn,” Trump declared Arsenio Hall the winner.
We guess Clay will have to live with second place again, and Arsenio will get his chance to revamp a new talk show.
If it’s anything like this season, we may actually tune in.