Top Emily Maynard Quotes From The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 2: “Does Jef Speak English?”
Emily Maynard is not interested in playing cat and mouse. She’s more into pig and frog. And she’s the Piggy when it comes to going after her shy little Kermit, Jef Holm. Or something. Emily showed a nice sassy side on The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 2 and earned her own set of great quotes. But don’t worry, it’s not a competition, Emily! No prizes!
Emily [to Ryan Bowers]: "I'm tired of being in charge. I want somebody else to kind of come in and be the boss. Obviously I'd really be in charge but I would let a guy pretend he was in charge." So date Chris Harrison — he *is* The Rosemaster after all
Emily: "Next we're gonna go to Chuck E Cheese's and you're gonna wrangle a bunch of crazy sugar-hyped-up 6 year olds." And if any of them beat you at skee ball, you’ll be forced to stand there and listen to their love notes for 15 minutes. See how you like it!
Emily: "I like to think either you fall in love or you don't. I don't ever want anybody to see this as a competition. ... I don't want to be the prize that you win at the end." You have to go to Chuck E. Cheese’s for a prize … or Bachelor Pad 3.
Emily [on Joe Gendreau]: "I think Joe's really hot. I think he looks like Matthew McConaughey." Clearly she means Matthew McConaughey McKinnon, cousin to Craig “The Hair” McKinnon of The Bachelorette Season 6.
Emily: "The last guy that I really dated was Brad — crazy good-looking, and we all know how that turned out." If you're afraid of dating crazy good-looking guys ... maybe give Joe another chance.
Emily [to Jef Holm]: "When I came in here tonight I said 'Where the hell is Jef? Like where has he been all day? Why hasn't he come talk to me?' ... Either Jef's playing hard to get or he's just not into me. ... Does Jef speak English?" Girl, it’s like your second day of knowing him. Chill out or Jef is gonna skate for the hills.