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Lauren Conrad’s New Boyfriend William Tell Looks a Lot Like Her Ex-Boyfriends

Remember that episode of The Hills when Audrina Patridge invited Lauren Conrad and Lo Bosworth to see Alkaline Trio perform in their studio, and they stayed for about two minutes before leaving to grab sushi? It seems LC has changed her tune when it comes to punky bands, because she’s currently dating William Tell, former guitarist for Something Corporate.

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While it’s great that Lauren is expanding her musical horizons, we couldn’t help but notice she’s still attracted to the same type of guy — when it comes to their physical appearance at least. Essentially, if her exes Jason Whaler and Brody Jenner had a baby, it would look like William Tell. Aside from his Dashboard Confessional haircut, Tell has the scruff and squinty eyes of J.Whal and the nose and pout of Brody. (He also has the name of a 15th-century Swiss crossbow legend, but that’s really his parents’ fault.)

We’re sure Tell is a delightful fellow and won’t fall for a “Punk Rock Princess” à la Brody Jenner (who dated Avril Lavigne for several years).

Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to go listen to “Konstantine” on repeat and have an emo cry.

05.22.2012 / 12:47 AM EDT by Jenny McGrath
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