OMG Moments From The Bachelorette Episode 2: Makeouts, Proposals, and Ugly Crying
So much happened during this week's The Bachelorette Season 8, Episode 2, we barely know whether to weep for joy, tremble in fear, or mourn the memory of our lost childhoods. Our jaws were dropping every five minutes –– mostly because Travis' egg failed to make an appearance and we're so worried that he's already eaten it.
Check out the top three OMG moments of the episode!
1. The Muppets Meet The Bachelors, Our Childhoods Are Ruined We don't know how ABC convinced The Muppets to hang out with Emily Maynard and her love nest of bachelors, but we're pretty sure Kermit and Miss Piggy will never be the same. First of all, Kermit is a total pervert who's cheating on Miss Piggy, and second of all, Ricki had to watch as her mother made out with a frog. The ghost of Jim Henson is not pleased.
Luckily, the bachelors' adorable rendition of "The Lovers, The Dreamers And Me" made up for an otherwise traumatizing experience.
2. Jef Pops The Questions...To Miss Piggy! Jef's hair coif is a studly force to be reckoned with, which is why he was able to convince Miss Piggy to be his farm animal bride. Well, that and the fact that his skinny jeans would barely allow his knees to bend. Swoon! Of course we have some concerns about Jef being a Muppet fetishist, but we're willing to overlook it in the name of The Almighty Coif.
By the way, if Jef's proposal to Emily is half as cute as his proposal to Miss Piggy, there's no way she'll be able to deny him! Wife that coif, Em.
3. Emily Sends Joe Home, Weeps Copiously We're only two episodes into The Bachelorette, and Emily "Forever Alone" Maynard is already suffering emotional breakdowns all over herself. Poor Em couldn't handle the painful task of sending Joe home, and spent much of her evening weeping while her camera men refused to comfort her.
Luckily, ABC was decent enough to put on a fireworks display for Em, which she enjoyed all by her lonesome. It's times like these that we ask ourselves, What Would Ricki Do?