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Secret Life of the American Teenager

Greatest Secret Life Quotes From Season 4, Episode 23: “4SnP”

This week, Secret Life tackled homosexuality, and as you might have guessed the quotes were confuzzled, vaguely offensive, and completely hilarious.

We've rounded up the top five LOL-bombs of the episode for you to look back on!

And for the record, hot dogs are neither gay nor straight, George. They are clearly bi-curious.

1. Grace stands up to Adrian: "Before you say anything, I have nothing against lesbians, or gays, or bis, or trans, or anyone questioning what they are."

People under the age of 70 shouldn't say "gays."

2. John: "Gay."

Just in case you forgot what this episode is about.

3. George asks Nora a deep question: "What’s gay about the Fourth of July? Hot dogs?"

Oh, George.

4. Kathleen tries to make a joke: "I don’t think a pair of jeans can make you gay, unless they’re really, really tight."

LOL, awkward middle aged humor at its best.

5. Grace makes Jack an offer he can't refuse: "I need you to be my boyfriend and have sex with me. Lots and lots and lots of sex. Day and night. Around the clock, 24/7. Oral sex, sex sex, any kinda sex, all kinds of sex."

Girl needs to see a therapist.

05.30.2012 / 12:06 AM EDT by Wetpaint Staff
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