Deep breath — we promise everything’s going to be OK — but according to David Boreanaz’s twitter he was assaulted. By what? His daughter’s bed!
David’s tweet said “I just got beat up by a crib converting it to a toddler bed! They make these things so complicated to convert.” We’re guessing he’s talking about a bed belonging to his 2-year-old daughter Bella — who’s just at that age when little girls are ready to sleep in a “big girl’s bed.”