“I Have Ruined My Life With Sex”: Greatest Quotes From Secret Life’s Season 5 Premiere
Ready for an all new season of WTF glory? Secret Life's premiere was chock full of hi-larious one-liners from Amy and Ricky's honeymoon night (and more!), and we've rounded up the top five quotes from Season 5, Episode 1 "To Begin With..." to get you pumped up for a summer of Secret Life bliss!
1. Amy flirts with her hubby: "It’s our day … and it’s going to be our night."
Their night of milk drinking was just plain naughty!